BIG FOOT?

Ok, so what if I made a sock for Big Foot. I'm going to wash it and see what happens. The yarn is suppose to be superwash, so we'll see what we get when attacked by the local washing machine, warm water and the dryer. Are there any sock police out there? I think it is a good thing that I have several skeins of this yarn. I might be able to make a pair that will fit him yet.